I have started a blog to document our correspondence. You might ask yourself why somebody would take time out of his day to do this, and the answer is that if I did not, nobody would believe me. I only have two followers but I am going to forward my web log to everyone I know on the Internets, so I expect the number to rise.
Since you are the first robot kind enough to offer your name, I would like to extend an invitation to you. It details my journeys in an untamed land I call Nautica!
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